Welcome to The Clueless Parents Club

We’re all just figuring it out together — one tantrum, one laugh, and one caffeine-fueled moment at a time.

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Welcome to The Clueless Parents Club

We’re all just figuring it out together — one tantrum, one laugh, and one caffeine-fueled moment at a time.

Meet the Clueless Founders
Shop the Clueless Collection
Winging It (In Words)
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For the Parents Just Winging It

From late-night feedings to school drop-offs, our gear is built for every perfectly imperfect moment.
Comfy, honest, and slightly caffeinated — just like you.

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About Us

We Have No Idea What We’re Doing — And That’s Okay

Hi, we’re two exhausted parents from South Florida doing our best to raise kind, functional humans while running mostly on caffeine and chaos.

The Clueless Parents Club is for every mom, dad, and caregiver who’s ever whispered, “What the hell am I doing?” between diaper changes and soccer practice.

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The Clueless Collection

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The "Being A Parent is Only Hard" Shirt (Unisex)
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The Clueless Classic Shirt (Unisex)
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The "I'm Trying!" Shirt (Unisex)
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The "My 1st / My 2nd" Shirt (Unisex)

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At Least They Sleep
At Least They Sleep

The One Parenting Thing We Think We Kinda Got Right.

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One of Those Days
One of Those Days

One of Those Days: When Parenting Feels Like Pure Chaos.

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Fuck Cancer
Fuck Cancer

A gut-punch reminder that life can change in an instant — and how important it is to hug your kids a little longer.

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Is That A Butt?
Is That A Butt?

Is that A Butt — The Anatomy Take I Wasn’t Ready For.

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